Authenticity tribunal · est. 1979, arguing since 1996

AI Detector Duo

Because two is better than one. CompuServe was not invited. CompuServe came anyway. 1000 hours free — a month only has 744.

Detector Buddy, a smiling navy CRT monitor wearing a headset

Detector Buddy

America On-Line Instant Detector

Online · 56.6 kbps · member since the CDs

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Detector Buddy

I'm Detector Buddy. America On-Line Instant Authenticity. 1000 hours free. A month has 744. We are not a month. We mailed you the CDs. We mailed your grandmother the CDs. We hid one in a steak.

Detector Buddy

Paste a sample of writing and I will tell you, at 56 kilobits, whether a person typed it. Please use this window. Prodigy will try to sell you a refrigerator. CompuServe will try to bill you $12.80. I have a Community Leader if anyone scrolls.

1000 of 1000 hours remaining · a month has 744

Sponsored by America On-Line. 1000 hours free. A month has 744. Certain restrictions apply.

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